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David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Perils of the double play.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Tom Hanks

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I'll take the one on the right.'