Home Run Enthusiasts Gifts

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Tom Hanks

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Sheltering in place.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Extra innings.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

All Star Team.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."