Home Run Heroes Gifts

"A little high and inside."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Planting veggies

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Indoor Football

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'You can't beat home groan.'

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''