Homefield Hero Gifts

Armchair quarterback: 'HUT TWO!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Planting veggies

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Indoor Football

man juggling career, home and children

Professional football.

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

'Love your renovations.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

"A little high and inside."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.