Home Stadium Hero Gifts

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Planting veggies

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

Indoor Football

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

man juggling career, home and children

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Love your renovations.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"We moved here for the schools."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

George Best

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"A little high and inside."