Home Stadium Hero Gifts

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Planting veggies

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Indoor Football

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

man juggling career, home and children

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Love your renovations.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

"We moved here for the schools."

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"A little high and inside."

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"