Holistic Treatments Gifts

Porcupine Acupuncture

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Acupuncture clinic

The New Age Dentist.

Alternative Medicine.

The Farmer Sutra.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Alternative medicine

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'