Holistic Treatment Gifts

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Acupuncture clinic

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

The Farmer Sutra.

The New Age Dentist.

Alternative Medicine.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Alternative medicine

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'