Holistic Doctor Gifts

'Eat these vegetables, listen to some Brahms, and build a shed.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Acupuncture clinic

Alternative Medicine.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

The New Age Dentist.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Medical Arts Building

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Alternative medicine

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'