Holistic Health Practitioner Gifts

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

'I'm a holistic dentist, Mrs. McPhee -- You'll have to disrobe.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Alternative Medicine.

The New Age Dentist.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Acupuncture clinic

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Alternative medicine

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'