Holistic Practitioner Gifts

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Acupuncture clinic

Alternative Medicine.

The Farmer Sutra.

The New Age Dentist.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Alternative medicine

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.