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'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Alternative Medicine.

The New Age Dentist.

The Farmer Sutra.

Acupuncture clinic

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Alternative medicine

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."