Holistic Healing Gifts

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"He said he couldn't help me unless I hurt all over."

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Acupuncture clinic

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Alternative Medicine.

The New Age Dentist.

The Farmer Sutra.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

Alternative medicine

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."