Holistic Treatments Prints

Porcupine Acupuncture

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

The Farmer Sutra.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

The New Age Dentist.

Acupuncture clinic

Alternative Medicine.

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Alternative medicine

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'