Hmo Manager Gifts

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

Let's get organized

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hassled Mother.

'Forget what?'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

NHS targets.

NHS recruitment.

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

A woman's work is never done!

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Hell's Angels

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."