Hmo Manager T-Shirts

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

Let's get organized

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Hassled Mother.

'Forget what?'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

NHS targets.

NHS recruitment.

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Hell's Angels

A woman's work is never done!

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'