Hilarious Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift that embodies the sharp humor and down-to-earth perspective of a hilarious realist? Our collection features playful and clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, ideal for those who see life with a humorous eye. Celebrate their authenticity and laugh-out-loud personality with a gift that reflects their unique outlook. Whether they love witty sayings or sarcastic artwork, you'll find something that resonates and brings joy to their everyday routines.

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One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do. mockup

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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Grimm's Reality Tales.

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go." mockup

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

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Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard... mockup

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.' mockup

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

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'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.' mockup

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

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"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer." mockup

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

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"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans." mockup

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

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'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.' mockup

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

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The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!' mockup

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

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'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.' mockup

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

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No crawling sign in the desert.

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"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea." mockup

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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Dying your hair red at home

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I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way. mockup

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

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'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.' mockup

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

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'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!' mockup

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

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'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!' mockup

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

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Cold-calls.

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Give up.

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Eight nights of excuses

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Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language. mockup

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

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"I don't know what all the fuss is about. A recession sounds like fun."

"I don't know what all the fuss is about. A recession sounds like fun." mockup

"I don't know what all the fuss is about. A recession sounds like fun."

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'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.'

'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.' mockup

'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.'

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Meet me safely distanced under the mistletoe.

Meet me safely distanced under the mistletoe. mockup

Meet me safely distanced under the mistletoe.

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Alien Attraction

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'Can we dispense with the pep talks? - Stress is what GOT me here!'

'Can we dispense with the pep talks? - Stress is what GOT me here!' mockup

'Can we dispense with the pep talks? - Stress is what GOT me here!'

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"I have low expectations for this year."

"I have low expectations for this year." mockup

"I have low expectations for this year."

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Hilarious Realist Gifts Collection

Hilarious Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the hilarious realist’s witty personality. Find a design that makes every coffee break a little more amusing.

Hilarious Realist Pillows

Decorate with pillows that reflect the hilarious realist’s honest humor. Brighten any space with these playful and witty designs.

Hilarious Realist Prints

Browse prints that feature clever and humorous artwork, ideal for adding a touch of wit and personality to any room.

Hilarious Realist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts crafted for the witty and humorous soul. Browse designs that showcase the hilarious realist’s sharp sense of humor in style.