Realist Humor Lover Gifts

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"Look! No hands!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"You are still here."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

The Hammer

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Where Are They Now?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Covid-19 Caution

Healthy Eating Casualties

New anti-obesity cookbook.

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'