Higher Power Humorist Gifts

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Pecking order.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Champagne at the hunt

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

"The buck really stops with him."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'