Higher Power Humorist Prints

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Pecking order.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

Champagne at the hunt

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'