Hangover Haver Pillows

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Don't get mine wet.'

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

Chillaxing!

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'

Homework eating dogs

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

You have a hangover!

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

'I drank too much last night.'

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

Quality Family Time.

'No hangover! So why are you shaving the mirror?'

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!