Hangover Sage Pillows

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"How are we on bread?"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'

Chillaxing!

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

'I drank too much last night.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

You have a hangover!

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'No hangover! So why are you shaving the mirror?'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'