Hangover Healer Pillows

Man looks at bottles labeled 'rise' and 'shine' in his medicine cabinet.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Before the riots/after the riots

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

Chillaxing!

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

'I drank too much last night.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

You have a hangover!

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'What's your best seller?'