Hangover Healer Gifts

Man looks at bottles labeled 'rise' and 'shine' in his medicine cabinet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Before the riots/after the riots

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Chillaxing!

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

'I drank too much last night.'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

You have a hangover!

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'