Hangover Recovery Gifts

"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

If it is self inflicted expect no sympathy.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Self-esteem room

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"The good news is, I got religion!"

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.