Hangover Expert Pillows

'Not swine flu... just 37 Christmas parties within the last six weeks...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

List making as therapy.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'

Chillaxing!

Drinking Conversion Chart

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Alex Higgins

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

You have a hangover!

'I drank too much last night.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'