Hangover Survivor Pillows

'He's not himself this morning.'

'My hair of the dog, has a hair of a dog in it.'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

Hungover at work?

Man has hangover

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Great night last night. Can't remember a single thing about it!'

'...aaahhh... to be sore, to be sore.' (Our Irishman has a slight hangover headache.)

'The problem with hangovers is - it's all headache.'

'No hangover! So why are you shaving the mirror?'

'What you need is some Mister Coffee after all that Senor Tequila last night.'

'Happy New Year.'

Chillaxing!

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

"The life and soul of last night's party, hold on I'll put him on"

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"OK, now what?"