Hangover Warrior Pillows

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Motor Tourism

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

"You're never home."

Airport

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The next fast train has gone.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Flights and Coronavirus

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"I think I'm lost."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."