Hunger Warrior Pillows

US food supply.

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

Peace Talks/Yemen famine

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Exercising

"I told him he should have trained more."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

The Politics of Food.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Grief counselling'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

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