Junk Food Warrior Pillows

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Chez Nous Menu

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Sweet surprise.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Fast Food Dieter

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Dave's Hamburger Shop