Junk Food Adventurer Pillows

Food-Snob Fear Factor

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Sweet surprise.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'