Junk Food Explorer Pillows

Chicken Shak...Sale!: 'Because if I called 'em that, nobody would buy them!'

High calorie - High cholesterol - Wife's snacks keep out!

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Sweet surprise.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!