Junk Food Juggler Pillows

Opening Of The Summer Games

'Only 10 hours to go.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Fast Food Menu Selections

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Sweet surprise.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.