Junk Food Jogger Pillows

Fast Food Dieter

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Fast Food Menu Selections

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."