Fast Food Dieter
Junk Food Jogger Gifts
Looking for a gift for a junk food jogger? Our collection of humorous and colorful products celebrates their love for snacks in a fun, lighthearted way. Perfect for those who enjoy a little indulgence and a lot of laughs, these items make a playful statement about their favorite guilty pleasure. Whether it's a mug for coffee breaks or a t-shirt showcasing their passion, these creative treats are sure to bring a smile and a touch of personality to their daily routine.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
Fast Food Menu Selections
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
Junk Food Jogger Gifts Collection
Junk Food Jogger Mugs
Explore our full range of snack-inspired mugs and find the perfect one to start their day with a dose of humor.
Junk Food Jogger Pillows
Discover our cozy, humorous pillows inspired by snack lovers, adding personality and comfort to any space.
Junk Food Jogger Prints
Brighten up their home with our vibrant prints celebrating the junk food jogger’s playful spirit and love for treats.
Junk Food Jogger T-Shirts
Check out our collection of fun and witty junk food jogger t-shirts, perfect for showcasing their playful love of snacks.