Hangover Warrior Mugs

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Motor Tourism

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

Airport

"You're never home."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The next fast train has gone.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Flights and Coronavirus

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Well, now we've seen it."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"I think I'm lost."

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