Hangover Jester Mugs

Middle Age: When you still believe you'll feel better in the morning!

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Purpose of visit?'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Never poke fun.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'