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Middle Age: When you still believe you'll feel better in the morning!

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Never poke fun.

'Purpose of visit?'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."