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"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Wakey wakey Howard! Time to get up! You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm!'

A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".

Do you have the hair of a dog? Sure. Wear a hat and no one will notice!

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

'I drank too much last night.'

"Hangovers are mostly a matter of heredity."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Man...You age great!'

Teapot

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Join me in a beer?

Gangsta wrap.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Hipster Police Department

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

A Not So Grand Slam.

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."