Hangover Humorist Pillows

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Wakey wakey Howard! Time to get up! You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm!'

A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

'I drank too much last night.'

"Hangovers are mostly a matter of heredity."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Man...You age great!'

Teapot

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Gangsta wrap.

Join me in a beer?

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."