Hangover Survivors Mugs

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Ereptile Dysfunction

"Oh no! You, again?"

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

Chillaxing!

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"