Hangover Survivors Prints

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"Oh no! You, again?"

Ereptile Dysfunction

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Chillaxing!

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

Days of Christmas.

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'