Hangover Haver Prints

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

You will always find a spot to garden

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Don't get mine wet.'

Chillaxing!

'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

Homework eating dogs

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

'I drank too much last night.'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

You have a hangover!

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'No hangover! So why are you shaving the mirror?'

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!

'What's your best seller?'