Hound Haver Pillows

"Good dog. Good dog."

'That was fun!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

No Soliciting

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Pony Love...

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Quality Family Time.

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Car Dog-Doors.

Beaver to other about eaten trees: 'Sorry about the maple trees - I have a sweet tooth.'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

We want to put all our money into bricks.

'It argues that we dogs are happier when our freedom is limited, and I think I agree with that.'

Did you see my dog?

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"Oh no! Who's been eating my food?"

'Doesn't he ever wash these things?'