Hound Haver T-Shirts

"Good dog. Good dog."

'That was fun!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

No Soliciting

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Pony Love...

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Quality Family Time.

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Car Dog-Doors.

Beaver to other about eaten trees: 'Sorry about the maple trees - I have a sweet tooth.'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

We want to put all our money into bricks.

'It argues that we dogs are happier when our freedom is limited, and I think I agree with that.'

Did you see my dog?

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"Oh no! Who's been eating my food?"

'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'