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'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Scot country dancing,

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'Well, you have people pox.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'It's only a checkup!'

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

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Did you have to bring your chicken?

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

huntsman with hounds

Giraffe Umbrella...

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

'I'll take it!'