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'This spot here. Looks like she caught the mange when she was here to be spaded."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

A child and his dog

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

Animal Hospital

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Giraffe Umbrella...

"The stock market went up 120 points, not your blood pressure."

'I'll take it!'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'Let me know when.'

Old woman giving her cat and dog a bedtime story.

'I think it's time you tell Bruno about the fleas and the ticks.'

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"He can't have that, or anything else he likes. I'm on a diet."

'Another acute prognosis! Dammit!'

"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"

'It doesn't look good. I'm a guard dog. They caught me off guard.'

'In other words, you disagree with my diagnosis...'

'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'

'I said shake, not squeeze!'

Transcendental Hygienist