Four-legged Friend Keeper T-Shirts

'Let me know when.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Fish needs bigger hole."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."