Four-legged Friend Keeper Gifts

'Let me know when.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog Sees Only Food

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Does my tail make me look fat?'