Four-legged Friend Champion Gifts

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

Dog Sees Only Food

Know your dog - The brain.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."