Four-legged Friend Champion Gifts

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Know your dog - The brain.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."