Grocery Shop Chuckler Gifts

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Eye of Newt Helper

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Low income vampires.

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Bless you!'

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Shopping for bandages...

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.