Grocery Shop Chuckler Gifts

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Eye of Newt Helper

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Low income vampires.

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

'Bless you!'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Shopping for bandages...

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.